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History of [DK] by Palyntir
DEAD Kennedys [DK] was founded in February of 2001 by two former clanmates of the Dark Legion [DL], Palyntir and Zurgov. Shortly thereafter, Paly and Zurg were joined by a variety of players (predominantly of the Canadian and Euro persuasion) who, like them, didn't have a whole lot of other things to do of any lasting merit. [DK]'s first official recruits were the British Flakharvester and Canadian Polar Bear, neither of whom really payed off in the long term. Equally useless were Groinreaper, Peregrine and Blake, hamandeggers, one and all.

[DK] took form with the acquisition of four individuals. Budgod came in early and would eventually become, with Flakharvester (not gay), founding partner of [DK]'s European wing. Euro built it's core about a pair of players stolen (an outright act of unmitigated evil for which Paly continues to feel no remorse) from some other, less sexually energetic gaming organization, Sini (the first in a long and loverly line of [DK] women) and Outcast (soon to become the [DK] webmaster). On the American end of things, Paly bumped into Buttercup (now Sasha), an old Sniper associate. Sasha quickly moved into the heart of the clan as co-captain. She seemed much like one of the guys. However, she had different sexual organs. There were many who found this fascinating, indeed.

Currently, [DK] is comprised of over 40 members on two continents, but the core of the clan remains much the same. Although a generally casual sort of clan, [DK]'s accomplishments in and about the gaming community are rarely rivalled. Paly and Sasha still run the US end, Budgod and Sini still work the Euro side, while Outtie works the web. We have players who drink more than they play (mostly the Scottish ones), players who rule and players who dont (Ki comes to mind).The mix is still the same: We play to win, not to prove ourselves. This is where we come to be with friends. We're the best fucking clan online.